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Demo timer 00:30 Incline shoulder taps
FILE 01 · THE MOVES

Five moves. Real-world strength.

Move slowly, breathe, and stop if anything sharp shows up. A chair or counter for balance is strength, not weakness.

01
SHOULDERSCORE

Incline shoulder taps

Why: Fixes clicky shoulders, builds strength to reach the top shelf, engages core without a single sit-up.

How: Hands on a kitchen counter or wall. Walk feet back into a gentle plank angle. Hold hips steady as you tap one hand to the opposite shoulder. 8–12 taps total. Slow.

Beginner modStand more upright (steeper angle). Tap shoulders without lifting hands. Even hand-on-shoulder builds the pattern.
DURATION00:30
02
HIPSLOWER

Sumo squat pulses

Why: Opens stiff hips, makes getting out of a low chair easier, warms up the whole lower body.

How: Feet wider than shoulders, toes turned slightly out. Sit hips back and down, only as low as feels good. Pulse gently 8–12 times. Chest open.

Beginner modHold a chair for balance. Reduce range — a 2-inch pulse done right beats a deep one done wrong.
DURATION00:30
03
BALANCEFOCUS

Bodyweight clock taps

Why: Trains balance, coordination, and the small stabilizing muscles that prevent falls.

How: Stand on one leg. Imagine you're in the middle of a clock. Tap your free toe forward to 12, side to 3, behind to 6. Slow. 4–6 reps each leg.

Beginner modHold a chair with one hand. Keep taps small. Build up to letting go for 1–2 seconds at a time.
DURATION00:30
04
GRIPARMS

Modified bicep curls

Why: Builds real-world grip strength — groceries up the stairs, jars opened, things lifted without bracing.

How: Water bottle or soup can in each hand. Elbows tucked. Curl up, slow on the way down. 10–12 reps. The lower-down half matters more than the lift.

Beginner modOne bottle, one arm at a time. Or just hands — squeeze hard at the top. Isometric strength counts.
DURATION00:30
05
LEGSENDURANCE

Wall sit (short hold)

Why: Builds leg endurance for standing in line, walking, chasing grandkids without quads burning out.

How: Back flat against a wall. Walk feet out. Slide down until thighs are angled — don't go to 90° unless that's easy. Hold 15–30 seconds. Breathe normally.

Beginner modSlide 6 inches and hold for 10 seconds. Next time, lower or longer. Progression is the point.
DURATION00:30
FILE 02 · THE CIRCUIT

The 5-minute kitchen circuit.

30 seconds each. Repeat once. Done before the kettle boils. Round 2 is optional, recommended.

01Incline shoulder taps00:30
02Sumo squat pulses00:30
03Clock taps00:30 / leg
04Bicep curls00:30
05Wall sit00:30

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